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12 Days of West Parody

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On the First day of Christmas

At West there would be

Announcements Mr. Brown’s song of the day.

 

On the Second day of Christmas

At West there would be,

Two army recruiters

And Mr. Brown’s song of the day.

 

On the Third day of Christmas

At West there would be

Three bad parkings,

Two army recruiters,

And Mr. Brown’s song of the day.

 

On the Fourth day of Christmas

At West there would be

Four hallway fights,

Three bad parkings,

Two army recruiters,

And Mr. Brown’s song of the day.

 

On the Fifth day of Christmas

At West there would be

Five Red Sea Leaders,

Four hallway fights,

Three bad parkings,

Two army recruiters,

And Mr. Brown’s song of the day.

 

On the Sixth day of Christmas

At West there would be

Six honor kids crying,

Five Red Sea Leaders,

Four hallway fights,

Three bad parkings,

Two army recruiters,

And Mr. Brown’s song of the day.

 

On the Seventh day of Christmas

At West there would be

Seven broken chromebooks,

Six honor kids crying,

Five Red Sea Leaders,

Four hallway fights,

Three bad parkings,

Two army recruiters,

And Mr. Brown’s song of the day.

 

On the Eighth day of Christmas

At West there would be

Eight soapless bathrooms,

Seven broken chromebooks,

Six honor kids crying,

Five Red Sea Leaders,

Four hallway fights,

Three bad parkings,

Two army recruiters,

And Mr. Brown’s song of the day.

 

On the Ninth day of Christmas

At West there would be

Nine kids caught vaping,

Eight soapless bathrooms,

Seven broken chromebooks,

Six honor kids crying,

Five Red Sea Leaders,

Four hallway fights,

Three bad parkings,

Two army recruiters,

And Mr. Brown’s song of the day.

 

On the Tenth day of Christmas

At West there would be,

Ten seniors skipping,

Nine kids caught vaping,

Eight soapless bathrooms,

Seven broken chromebooks,

Six honor kids crying,

Five Red Sea Leaders,

Four hallway fights,

Three bad parkings,

Two army recruiters,

And Mr. Brown’s song of the day.

 

On the Eleventh day of Christmas

At West there would be,

Eleven New West insta accounts,

Ten seniors skipping,

Nine kids caught vaping,

Eight soapless bathrooms,

Seven broken chromebooks,

Six honor kids crying,

Five Red Sea Leaders,

Four hallway fights,

Three bad parkings,

Two army recruiters,

And Mr. Brown’s song of the day.

 

On the Twelfth day of Christmas

At West there would be,

Twelve VLO kids,

Eleven West insta accounts,

Ten seniors skipping,

Nine kids caught vaping,

Eight soapless bathrooms,

Seven broken chromebooks,

Six honor kids crying,

Five Red Sea Leaders,

Four hallway fights,

Three bad parkings,

Two army recruiters,

And Mr. Brown’s song of the day.

 

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    Trin. MDec 21, 2021 at 8:24 am

    This made my day.

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